I know so little about growing things that I almost didn't write this. When people give me an indoor plant I bury my face amongst its leaves and apologize for the certainty of its short life under my care. Unless it is a plant that can survive long periods of drought followed by short monsoon seasons it is not a plant for me. And even under those circumstances its chances are at best ify. I've killed cacti...enough said.
To date the only plant I have that has withstood my abuse and neglect is the aloe plant in my kitchen. Sometimes I think it is literally drawing in moisture from the air. Still, after a decade it is there, waiting to save me from a scrape or a burn.
When it comes to outdoor plants I am not a whole lot better. I have a tendency to plant something and walk away. In the past I would not even water the plant to help with its transition from pot to soil. My husband says that the way I garden is one of the ways I show my faith in God.
It seems that when it comes to taking care of plants the only time I am truly successful is when it benefits me and my family to do so. So when it comes to my vegetable and herb gardens I have a little more success. In the past I have grown the herbs I use the most. This would include basil, thyme, oregano, parsley, dill, rosemary, and sage. Then in my vegetable garden I have always grown tomatoes, cucumber, lettuce, spinach, zucchini, and squash. Nothing fancy, nothing extreme. However, since I began canning within the past several years I have had an itch to grow more. To bigger and better my garden. To commit, and put a fence around it. So last year when we bought our first house I was eyeing out the back yard. I was building mental plans.
Last summer I took my time and built my first formal herb garden. I found plans for one I liked
here. This garden worked especially well for me because I had the perfect cast iron bird bath for the center. I built it right out my back door so everything would be easily accessible when I was cooking. It took me most of the summer but I fell in love with it.
This was once it was completed in the fall. In the beginning of the summer I had finished the circle which I filled with basil and chamomile. I got the bricks for free off of
freecycle and I got the arbor from Craig's List for $15. But now everything was good to go for the spring.
Forming "The plan":
I spent the better part of fall and early winter reading up on herbs, vegetables, and different methods of gardening. There were two problems I had to keep in mind when planning the design of my garden. The first problem was the soil. Here in Pennsylvania or at least in my little corner of Pennsylvania the soil is a heavy clay type. This means that you have a lot of tilling and adding of soil ammenders to get it good for planting. That's a lot of back-breaking work. The second problem I noticed when digging out my herb garden, no worms. I mean like,
NO worms. How is that even possible?? Is there some underground "no trespassing" sign that I haven't seen keeping them at bay? And worms aren't like birds, I can't hang worm feeders and watch them flock to my yard. Perhaps I need to form a worm relocation program?
By mid winter my plan was formed. I was going to combine three different forms of gardening to *fingers crossed* get the best results with the least amount of work.
Method #1: Lasagna gardening. Lasagna gardening requires no digging, no tilling, and little weed if done properly. Instead of digging into the ground, you build up on top of it using layers of organic materials (hence the lasagna name). By layering you don't even have to dig up the grass, because the layering kills anything underneath and just builds amazing soil on top. I got the book
Lasagna Gardening by Patricia Lanza from my local library. I instantly recognized it as a valuable resource of information that I would go back to more than once so I asked for it for Christmas and now own a copy. This method of gardening would take care of the clay soil problem. Plus as I already mentioned, I'm a lazy gardener so the lowest maintenance method is best for me.
Method #2: Square foot Gardening. The one drawback to lasagna gardening is you need to be able to stay off of the garden beds. The layers compost into a rich, loose soil and you don't want to compact it down by stepping on it. You see, I'm learning here. The best way around this is to keep the beds not much more than 4 ft. wide. That way you can weed and harvest from both sides without compacting the soil. So if you only have a 4 ft. wide bed, you need to plan what to grow by how big it gets. This is where square foot gardening helps. And there are a bunch of websites that have figured it all out for you. The one site I found myself using the most was
My Square Foot Garden . I wrote out a list of the vegetables I wanted to grow and then I wrote down how many square feet each of them used. Things were really starting to come together.
Method #3: Companion planting. I honestly couldn't even tell you where I heard about this method. I've read a lot of books and articles over the winter. Perhaps the gardening fairy came and whispered it into my ear while I was sleeping. Apparently there are plants that benefit from being planted near each other. Likewise there are plants that stunt each others growth and harvest if they are planted near each other. Again the Internet was very helpful with what went with what. The
Golden Harvest website has a ton of information another really good one is
Gardens Ablaze. I took my list of vegetables with the square foot information and started adding in which plants played well with others and which ones were mortal enemies or had restraining orders on each other.
When I was done, I realized something. I was in over my head. I had a couple of pages of incomprehensible scribbles. I needed to organize this mess into a way I could visualize it so I could plan out my garden. This might seem a little over the top for some people, but I'm a visual person, so this is how I did it.
I made one of these cards for each plant whether vegetable or herb that was going to be included in my plan. This way I could see who could bunk with who and what rooming situations I should avoid. In the bottom right hand corner is the suggested square feet that each plant would take up. Once I had done this putting together the layout of my garden was easy. Sort of like a puzzle. In the end I had four different rows to plant things in and space between each row to work the beds. It was also easy to figure out how much fence I was going to need to go around the whole thing.
Collecting "The goods":
I was excited. My garden was going to be...epic. I ordered a bunch of heirloom seeds from
Baker Creek Heirloom Seeds. By the end of January I had all my seeds and was ready to go. I had ordered hot peppers, cucumbers, tomatoes, lettuce, eggplant, bush beans, spinach, squash, zucchini, carrots, strawberries, and asparagus, plus a bunch of herbs. I set up a grow table in the basement under a workshop light that I had put a warm and cool light bulb in to make a mock full spectrum light. Then I went online and found out my areas average last frost date, which is essential if you are planning on starting seeds indoors. I took out the calender and marked on it when to start each type of seed counting back from the last frost date. I have come to the realization that I am either seriously organized about things or a complete slob. There doesn't seem to be much of a grey area between the two extremes for me. So I decided that since it was just for a few months that I would be totally type A about this project.
The Beginning:
Mid February rolled around and it was time to start the seeds. I poked holes in the bottom of plastic Dixie cups. I filled them with seed starter soil and labeled everything.

Then came the dangerous part. At that point these would be what I would consider "indoor plants". I already explained how that usually goes for me. I forced myself to be diligent. I checked the soil twice a day to make sure it was moist, I spritzed the top with water when it needed it. An amazing thing happened...things started to grow. Apparently in my excitement I forgot to photograph the rest of the indoor phase. So just picture things growing, and me smiling. I spritzed and I sprayed, I watered from the bottom, I over did it and got...mold. No one ever told me that being too type A would result in that. I was so sad. Distraught, I poured over the Internet looking for help from someone with a thumb less black than my own. I found a few discussion groups that suggested sprinkling cinnamon on the soil with the affected plants. The chances were still likely that I was going to lose the plants with the mold (which was half of them), but it was all I had. Incredibly it worked. My seedlings pulled through my over-zealousness. Then we waited for it to get warmer...

The plan comes to life:
Mid-March I started collecting the layers for my lasagna garden. I got as much as I could for free. The newspaper I got from the library before recycling day. The compost I had been doing for a couple of years so I had some of that. I found a horse farm with what I would call a mountain of manure, that had been composting down since the end of the previous summer. Our town has a compost center where I got leaf mulch as well as tan bark to lay down on the rows in between the beds. The only things I had to buy were peat moss and the fence. At this point I was wishing I had a truck instead of a minivan, but we work with what we have. As I say to my kids, "You get what you get and you don't throw a fit". Many trips were made in all kinds of weather to gather the supplies. I think it was about the end of April when Lily learned to roll her eyes at me. Oh well. I will say that it took a while, but in the end I had laid out a garden and was ready to plant. We waited some more...

April 23rd the average last frost date:
It was eviction day for my seedlings. Time to face the world on their own. Finally the chain was off my ankle, I wouldn't have to dote on them anymore. The gardens were ready. I spent the day planting all my vegetables and herbs.
I even put mulch in the herb garden to make mowing easier. I heaved a sigh of happiness, now it was going to be easier...now I could relax.
Trouble with a capital "T":
There was one thing I had forgotten about, the fence kept out the rabbits, but not...the birds. The Starlings to be specific. To my horror, within two weeks those *$!# starlings had ripped out half of the seedlings I had been so careful with. I was sick. Was this some cruel joke? I would see them from the kitchen window and run out the back door screaming at them. No, I am not a person who cares what my neighbors think of me. I am a mom, I have no pride anymore. If I could save one of those plants by blasting out the back door in my jammies with my morning bed head then that was what I was going to do. More researching online gave a few good ideas to try. I went to the dollar store and bought rubber snakes and pinwheels. I waited. I don't know if the Starlings were done building their nests or if my patriotic pinwheels had worked their wonders but my plants stopped being snatched. So I replaced the ones I couldn't start over from seed and direct sowed the new seeds that I could. I moved on with my life.


My plants also moved on with theirs. The weather got warmer and things continued on. The weeds have been minimal and easy to pull since the soil is so loose. The weather has gotten warmer. Everyday I have gone out to check things and make sure things were coming along. Here are some of my beauty shots:
Apples
Baby carrots
Babies in their beds
And then these little buggers came to rain on my parade. Theses are Mexican Beetles. They showed up in the beginning of June and enjoyed an all you can eat buffet on my bush beans. The most useful information I could find about them was to go out from 12-4 in the afternoon and squish them. I guess they enjoy the warm sun while they are munching my plants into oblivion. Well, I worked too hard! So I went out during their lunch hour and squished as many as I could. Worms I have not, troubles I have many. Just when I had sent the Mexican beetles packing a new pest moved in.
This was my eggplant all happy and growing.
The next day. And I mean
literally the next day all the leaves looked like this. The flea beetles had moved in next door to the Mexican beetles. They were all lined up doing carnage to my eggplants.
Fortunately these guys were an easy fix. I got some organic spray and moved them out that evening. They started to show up again this week but now I know what to do to get rid of them.
Apparently to have a successful garden I'm going to have to put in a little more effort. But it's worth it, I've already started to harvest lettuce, cucumbers, and zucchini. I even got one bean from my bush bean plants.
I apologize that this was so long, it's been a year long project covered in one post. A bunch of people have been asking me about all of this so I hope I covered everything I've been up to. If not just let me know. I'm about as far from an expert as you can get but I've been putting in my time, doing my research, and educating myself. Who knows, maybe in a couple of years I will even be sporting a green thumb.